Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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