i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
