We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
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He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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