so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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