Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
.......................................
My thoughts exactly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Randomize