she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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