at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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