i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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