sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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