discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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