You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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