Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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