We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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