Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
And then he peed in my hair
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