I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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