real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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