"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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