I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Randomize
