he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Randomize
