accomplished twins. life is a go
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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