i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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