bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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