She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
where am i from again
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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