You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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