And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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