Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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