Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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