Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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