I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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