so explain again why im purple
no
Can Purell be used as lube?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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