you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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