He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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