i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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