Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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