I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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