theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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