I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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