Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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