Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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