How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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