I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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