Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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