Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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