After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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