have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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