1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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