like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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