I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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