He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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