someone get that fucking seahorse.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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