similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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