yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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